Taking this one quite literally - these are the rules my son has posted on the door to his room. I was just reflecting today how hilarious they are. In case you cannot read some of the writing I will interpret them, but the photo is the jewel:
1. Touch
nothing but the trains (and cars)
2. Be nice to each other
3. "The Golden Rule"
4. Have fun!
* say no offending words
* don't slap, hit, or kick
* no hurting other's feelings
* (scratched out) if your "gonna" cry, get out of the room
* stop, look, and listen when I'm talking.
* No planning your invasion "mini people" (little kids attacking him)
I just crack up every time I read this.
My son is 9 yrs old.
Enjoy
http://www.pbase.com/martinphotography/image/106705251